“Happy Stardust Revolution, David! On this day, the cosmos hums a tune only you could write, a melody of infinite colors and boundless imagination. Your orbit changed the constellations of music, art, and humanity forever. Each note, a beautiful ripple in the fabric of time. Today, we celebrate the chameleon soul, the alien poet, the eternal light that defies gravity. Thank you for all your inspiration and Rock on, Major Tom! The stars are still in your favor.”